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I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to MOVE IT!

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to MOVE IT!

All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to MOVE IT!

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to MOVE IT!

Just now at the extended worship... Haha... I was like shocked man... When I saw the list was like 14 songs man... Haha... Damn stress... And most of the songs I dunno how it sounds like lah... So I decided to play basic beat la... Nothing fanciful... Haha...
So I guess it went pretty well... Except for maybe one or two praise songs I screwed them up abit... Haha...
But Xue Xing damn cool man... He like invented a new way to start 'One Way' and it's super duper cool!! I'm addicted to that cool new opening... Must play that in youth one day... Haha...
Tried new playing techniques... Like the cymbal things... Really learnt quite a few stuff there at the extended worship... Haha...

After that went to Uncle Francis house... Had a nice dinner and cool discussion... Haha... Then everyone was like awed by Ethel... So outspoken... Ahahaha... Sheela and Ramesh's testimonies were also very cool and nice... So talked here and there... Went back home... Today was a day well spent I think... Really nice and enriching and cool... Haha...


And if anyone wondered why I alway blog about Church stuff and not like my school friends or wadever... It's coz GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!! AMEN! Haha... Yeah!!

And also my school friends are like working la... Or overseas holiday la... Or just suddenly disappeared altogether! Ahahaha... Can't wait till school reopen this coming Monday... Then there'll be really crazy and interesting stuff that will happen la... If you think I'm a damn lamer or whatever... You should see my classmates man... They are super crazy one lor... Haha... They can do the unimaginable!!
Just give you a very tame and small example... Then you'll understand...
Imagine... On one birthday... One of them actually gave another one his own shit in a cards n' such type of glass bottle... How crazy is that?! @_@

Yesterday's cell was fun man!! Tho alot of people never come... Haha... But it's their loss I guess... Bawhahahaha!!!

I bought the "Jesus beat the Devil with two sticks shirt"! So cool man... Gonna wear it on Sunday... Ima wash it now... Haha...
Yesterday I realised something... Males really do shop A LOT faster than females... Haha... Me and Nelson wanted to buy something mah... He wanted to buy the "Ruben Morgan" CD... I wanted to buy my T-shirt... He wanted to to PS first... So we go lor... But then the Trumpet Praise shop say sold out already... And told us to go Novena Square to buy... So we went there... Heng they still got the CD... Haha... So he bought it at Novena... Then we went to Junction 8 to buy my shirt...
So all in all... we went to 3 different locations... to buy our stuff... in just like 30 minutes man... Haha... If this situation were to befall on any girl... I think they would take like forever to even leave PS la... Ahahaha...

Later I'm going to church for some worship meeting... And they asked me to play the worship for the meeting... I was like whoa... Got zec, uncle shawn, nelson, ernest... All so pro drummers... Still come and ask me to go... Haha... (Actually I'm the last choice la... All dun wanna play... Ahahaha... Just joking... =P)
So later I'm gonna play for a adult congregation... First time ever man!! So exciting... Ahahaha...
Hope I dun make any glaring mistakes man... Most important is just to mantain the mood of worship la... Haha... Doesn't matter if I dun play fancy or wad... Just mantain that mood can liao... =)
So I'm going back to basics... Nothing dangerous... Haha...

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVERPOOL WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jerzy Dudek is like damn pro man... Saved 3 penalties... Haha...
But the way he attacks the strikers mentality is very funny... He jumps about, wriggle his whole body and makes a fool of himself in front of millions watching him on tv...
But hey!! Who cares?! As long as it works on the strikers!! Ahahahaha.....

As I've said before... This must have been the best Champions League final in history man... I don't think any team has ever came back from 3-0 in half time to win the match! In such great style too!! Wah... I think I'm gonna cry... Haha...
Just now in Golden Goal I was literrally shivering in my balls man... So scared that Liverpool's gonna lose... Milan really piled up the pressure there... Got a few really good scares... Especially that Scehenko (dunno how to spell his name...) header and rebound... But Dudek again saved the day!! With 2 superb saves in a row!! Weeeeeee.........

LIVERPOOL ROCKS!
LIVERPOOL RULES!
LIVERPOOL ARE THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm back to sleep... Later still got work... Haha...

Oh man... Penalty kicks now!! Really hope Liverpool will win!!!
This is the best Champions League Final yet man!! Liverpool came from 3-0 back to make it 3-3... Damn nice... WIN WIN WIN!!!!!

Oh man!!! It's Liverpool 3... Milan 3 now!!!

Liverpool must win!! 30 minutes of Golden Goal!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.yodajeff.com/pages/talk/index.shtml

Learning how to talk like Yoda, I am... Yoda talk, this entire post will be...

Understand what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?
Sorry if you don't... Haha...

Umm... Lets see...
A job offer, I just recieved! Only for 3 days it is... Haha...
$150 I will get... So happy I am...

A cool flash this is!
http://asiantown.net/blog/fla/are_you_dumb.swf
Cool, Jimmy Chew is!
Tick the choices below Jimmy Chew after he ask u the questions (Know how to say this in Yoda talk, I don't... -_-)

Yay!! I'm so bored that I changed my blogskin again... Haha... Sad, lonely layouts just ain't for me I guess... Haha...

This song is Oh! Enka... Does the voice sound familiar for Naruto fans? Haha... Coz it is sung by Naruto himself! Haha... Serious... No joke... He sung it... Or if you wanna be technical... Naruto would be a she... Coz the voice-actor is female... Cool huh? Haha...

Sam Goh... You couldn't wake up in time to play bball with us, we don't mind one... But please don't go around telling people that it's my fault that you couldn't come ok? Wah lau... Stupid man... Nobody is gonna scold you or anything wad... So why you wanna shift the blame to me?
Right I did ask you to play bball yesterday night... But that alone isn't enough reason for you to not completely turn up right? I was still trying to get you during lunchtime la... So that you could join us later... But you still sleeping at home...
So please don't go around making excuses ok? Coz we weren't even angry that you didn't come in the first place...

So damn pissed... Well... With that off my chest... Today's basketball was quite fun... Haha...
But it was so freaking hot man... We were like being roasted in the oven or something... Ahahaha...
Ramesh, shawn, jeremy, titus, rachel and me went btw... And then rachel called 2 of her school friends to come play too... They were funky people and we got along quite ok... Haha...
Ramesh is such a pro bball player man! He keeps on 'chopping' in the ball... Haha...

Well... Had lunch in rachel's house... Then ramesh told us to remember this passage from Ephesians chapter 6

14Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.

Yeah... Cool... Haha... Then rachel's sister, esther, was a riot man! Haha... Keep attacking us with her unlimited weapons... But her mum is the ultimate one... Just call her name 1 time, she go hide one corner liao... Haha...

Yeah... Today was fun... I'm tired... Gonna sleep early today... Haha

Star wars absolutely sucks!! Omg... It's so boring that you could practically go to sleep at any moment of the show... And it doesn't help that it's like 3 hours man... Haha...

(Of course, the above paragraph doesn't apply for Sam Goh... He's like a Star Wars freak... So excited throughout the show... Haha...)

The only thing nice about it is the special effects ba? Other than that, me, sammy leo and shawn were like changing out sitting positions every 10 minutes to keep ourselves awake... Haha... I dunno about Jeremy... I think he fell asleep? Haha...

Anyway we saw something cool at Lido man... Haha... There's this guy that painted his body white... And wearing clothes like Matrix style... Haha... Then he just stood still there like a statue for like dunno how many hours... Before the show he was there... After we watch finish he still there... Haha...
Then sammy leo took a photo with the statue-guy... And he wave bye bye to us after we left... Haha...

Then after that me, shawn, jeremy and sam goh went to J8 for dinner... Then we walk walk talk cock... Then suddenly we decided to go shawn house to play bball... Haha... Sam goh was acting like a sissy again... Saying wad... "Dun want la... So late... Tomolo I will be tired for the bball game with Rachel they all..." Keep giving excuses... Haha... Then in the end we managed to get him going... Haha...

When we reach there damn funny... Shawn threw his ball very far... Then it entered into a "mini bush-forest"... We searched it for very long la... But cannot find the ball... Me and shawn went into the "forest" to find the ball, while sam and jeremy were looking for it outside... Haha...

Well... Cut the long story short... Couldn't find the ball... Tho we found like 2 other balls in that "forest"... Haha... Then play with other people... Then went home in a cab with sam goh... Wah... He damn rich la... Ahahaha...

Damn tired now... Haha...

Come on people!! Be in the happening crowd!! Tomolo watch Star Wars!!!
Everyone invited to come... The more the merrier!! Dun be shy!!!
Tag me if u wanna go..... Lets have loads of fun tomolo! =)

Haha... Gransazers rock! Haha...
Now I got a new favourite character! It's the Aqua tribe that nurse girl... Wah... Haha...
And I also like the police dude... Today is episode 21! And he's so cool in this episode!
To protect everyone's lives he's willing to sacrifice his own life! Wah......
And dun dun dun!!! The ultimate bad guy turns out to be the other professor's assistant!! OMG! Haha...

But one thing I dun like abt Gransazers is the stupid English dub... Damn... Why can't they do like dual sound or something... Lame man... When you see the mouth movements and the voice come out not the same one... Haha... Then the voice also sounds so constipated... And when fighting... The "Ugh!" "Ah!" "Fwah!" all sounds so fake... Sian 1/2 liao... Haha... But it's still a cool show!! Everyone should watch it!

OMG!! Gransazers are coming live to Singapore!! 11 - 19 June! At Downtown East!! Who wanna go with me?! Wahahaha...

Yes!! My new blog layout is complete with music and everything!
Omg... I'm such a genius that even I also cannot believe it myself... Ahaha

The blog got a kind of sad feel to it huh? I like it that way... Cool huh? Haha...

I changed my blog skin! Yay!!!

Today is such a sucky day... I went all the way to school to meet my teacher but he is not there... I go all the way to Buona Vista MRT to replace my EZ Link card but it close down... So my whole afternoon waste just like that... Sucks.......................

Anyway I came back and played a few rounds of DotA, and that really lifted my spirits up alot! Haha... Stupid noobs kena thrash left, right and center... Ahahaha... 2 of the games my score was like 20 plus kills and only 2 or 3 deaths... Ahahaha... And the last game 2 losers left the game, so only left me and a super pro drow ranger... And guess what? We won a 2v4 match... Haha... Yeah!!

Sooo... I found a great holiday past-time already... Haha... It's called playing basketball!! Wee.... Haha...

And if anyone wants tuition in anything related to maths... You can call me! No joke... I'm serious... Then we can negotiate the price and timing and all that... And we'r off to making you a much better student for society!! So what are you waiting for? Call now!!

I'm on a blogging spree today!! Weeeee!!!!! Coz I'm so bored! BORED!!!!

Anyway I dunno why so many people like Itachi... The Itachi from Naruto la... Haha...
Personally i don't have a favorite, but come on... Itachi's so streotype it's ridiculous. LOOK AT ME. I'M ALL DARK AND MYSTERIOUS. LOOK AT ME I DON'T SMILE. WOW I'M POWERFUL. WOW I HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A ROCK THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN 20 YEARS.

Bah...

Anyway... I gotta find something productive to do... Like train up for my army... Or mess around with the piano... Or maybe even draw some stuff... Today is such a boring day that I could die just sitting here in front of the computer... My brain is like rotting already, I can't think straight...

Wow... Sam Goh... Now then I know... Just sitting in front of the computer for like 5 hours, I already can't take it liao... You are a 100% true blue computer addict... I take my hat off to you... Ahahaha... Tho I dun think it is something to be proud of anyway... Haha...

Well... I'm off to do something... well..... productive... Ahahaha...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,,1409903,00.html

This savant is special cos he can explain how he does things. Very good read if you are into science/mental health or generally anything intelligent and not obsessed with only japanese girls like (name omitted for privacy reasons), who has been bugging me to stop posting things that requires brain activity and start posting some eye candy.

contrary to what you may think, i actually do not prowl the internet for pictures of hot girls 24-7. but i did see 2 absolute killer girls beside the street yesterday. they were totally dressed to kill, i think they were going hunting. i almost died. Chicks hunt with their killer looks. Guys hunt with their killer uber 1337 math skillz. 2+3x7= 23 KK?

oh and i found out this office lady i know knows the guy who made a photo album website something like friendster lidat... apparently hes in jail now for some reason. anyway, isnt it ironic that a website which (i think) was meant to showcase the beauty of local singaporean girls is now just another website full of Japanese idols?
Japan > you.
lol. KTHXBYE

i like torturing it just to hear it squeak
eggman> i just.....use a lot of strength on that poor fella
Questor> omg wat u do to the mouse
eggman> i use a straw and beat it
eggman> T_T
eggman> beat it up
eggman> it squeaks
eggman> if you hold its tail down it doesnt like it too
eggman> i pinned its tail down with a straw
eggman> it bit the straw
Questor> evil eggy
eggman> i dunno man...now i feel like i wanna take good care of it
eggman> been searching for tips online
eggman> havent given it water for like 2-3 days lol
eggman> man it was really thirsty
eggman> just cleaned its cage
eggman> put in water in a dish
EdRaHiL> OMG
EdRaHiL> 2-3 days!
eggman> it kept drinking lol
EdRaHiL> quite mean
eggman> yeah i'm eeevul
eggman> eee-vul
eggman> dr evul
EdRaHiL> if dont want to take care pls go somewhere and let it go!
eggman> i might wanna microwave it
EdRaHiL> ic!
eggman> my friends did that to a hamster once
EdRaHiL> quite mean!
EdRaHiL> microwave it..
eggman> my friend told me
EdRaHiL> yucks
eggman> when he was young
EdRaHiL> think of the mess in ur microwave!
eggman> his friends and him microwaved a hamster
eggman> it exploded

HMMMMMM QUITE SOME EVIL EGGY!!
OllieFan = eggman~ Just read the dialogue and you will understand!
PS: He is talking about his mouse at the beginning
OllieFan: i think you can squeeze its eyeballs out
OllieFan: cos when i squeezed its head
OllieFan: or body
OllieFan: man
OllieFan: its eyes were abt to pop out
`reny: OllieFan u r the next hannibal lector
OllieFan: yuck
`reny: i bet u enjoyed it
`reny: do u major in psychology?
OllieFan: going to
OllieFan: i like watching cute stuff die
OllieFan: or get tortured
OllieFan: or suffer
OllieFan: hmm
OllieFan: any suggestions
PoN^-^: hmm i will never show you azechi
OllieFan: i would like it to die while squeaking loudly for a long time
OllieFan: so i can enjoy its final squeaks

EGGMAN IS A SICKO!!! KTHXBYE

Woman jailed for raping man, fined $6K!

Oslo, April 28: A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison after she was convicted of raping a man.
The Bergen district court also ordered the woman, whose name was withheld, to pay 40,000 kroner (USD 6,400) in compensation to the man yesterday in what the Norwegian news media said was the first case of its kind in Norway.

According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was also withheld, felt asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend.

In court, he testified that he woke up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. The woman at first denied any sexual contact, but later changed her story, admitting contact but claimed it was consensual.

The court said a legal amendment from 2000 defines such undesired sexual contact as rape, and it was being punished as such.

The man said the incident left him with insomnia, virtually no interest in sex. He also described it as a breach of trust between friends that crushed his faith in people.

The woman left court without comment, but her attorney, Per Magne Kristiansen, told the Norwegian news agency NTB that an appeal was likely.



Right..... What is the world coming to man?!

So long never update... Ahahaha... I also dunno who got read my blog... Ahahaha...
So whoever read this post please tag my tagbox... Otherwise I will feel so demoralised and depressed that I will just kill myself... Well... Maybe not... Haha...

Today's worship I played the drums... So stress... Haha... But I prayed... And then when I was playing... Not really that stress anymore... Haha... Tho alot of ppl told me I was looking around and smiling and laughing... Haha...
I also dunno la... Lol...

Then when playing Awesome God I was so pumped up I felt like I could play forever and ever man!! I seriously didn't wanted to stop... Ahahaha...

Anyway anyone can teach me piano? I wanna learn... Haha... Seriously... Contact me or tag me