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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

6 Weird (unknown things) About Myself
tagged by serene


1. When I was a kid I kept having really vivid dreams of flying, and I really thought I could fly. The only thing stopping me from killing myself is my fear of heights.

2. When I was a kid, I'll be really fascinated with patterns on the floor. Like if there are white and black tiles, I'll be trying to walk on the black tiles only. I still do this now out of habit sometimes.

3. When I was a kid (YET AGAIN!), I didn't know the meaning of a certain vulgar word. (REALLY! Blame it on poor education, and I'm not going to say what was that word is) I used it often cuz I thought it was pretty cool when people looked at me in a funny way when I say it. Only when I was educated real severely, then did I stop my foolish ways.

4. People think I'm proud, always giving myself self-praise. But I'm really a honest and humble guy. I do that just to entertain everyone. (:

5. Whenever I drink water from a cup, I'll always pour off the last bit of water down the sink for no particular reason.

6. Not really a weird thing, more like something I want to say. I feel pretty weird when I do not have a girlfriend or love interest or whatever, and everyone's associating me with this/that/him/her/shim. It's irritating. Stop it.





10 random songs on your iTunes playlist
tagged by lewis

Title - Artist
1. How Does It Feel - Westlife
2. One More Time - Daft Punk
3. Free - Hillsong and Delirious
4. The Effect On Me - Mint Royale
5. Vampire - Antsy Pants (Juno OST)
6. Foreign Language - Anberlin
7. Everything Back But You - Arvil Lavigne
8. Five Minutes To Midnight - Boys Like Girls
9. Walk To The Water - U2
10.Rehab - Amy Winehouse


Honestly, I don't think 10 random songs out of 2174 songs is going to tell people much about my taste in music. I didn't even know I had 3 of the songs I listed in my iTunes. Hah. How about Top 10 Most Played Songs?


Top 10 Most Played Songs Playlist on iTunes
tagged by myself

1. If I Ain't Got You - Alicia Keys
2. Way I Are - Timbaland
3. Low - Flo Rida Ft. T-Pain
4. How To Save A Life - The Fray
5. Time Has Come - Hillsong United
6. What The World Will Never Take - Hillsong United
7. Pu Gong Yin De Yue Ding - Jay Chou
8. Zui Chang De Dian Yin - Jay Chou
9. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
10. Your Call - Secondhand Serenade






people that I tag (For all the quizes) :
Everyone who's reading this right now.

9:04 PM

Monday, October 27, 2008

I can't believe I'm saying this but!

I found High School Musical 3 rather entertaining. =x
7 out of 10 stars!



I haven't watched HSM 1 or 2 before, but that didn't stop me from enjoying this really funny show. Alex and me were like laughing when the cast suddenly breaks out in a song. Like WTH?! HAHAHAHA..

But I guess I know why so many people like the show. Hot cast, even the nerds and outcasts are kinda hot. And everyone seems so happy! So happy that they burst out in songs at every single opportunity. Why don't we do that in church huh? That would be sooooooooooooo cool! Haha!

And Olesya Rulin is so hot! Sadly she's doesn't have a big role in the show.





We should be singing this song in church huh. Spread the positive vibes to all the sian people. Haha


10:33 AM

Sunday, October 19, 2008



Caught If I were superman at Marina GV and it was a really awesome show!

I give it 8 out of 10 stars. A really meaningful show. The first 30 minutes of the show was light-hearted and funny, but what's a korean show without some serious melodramatic shit huh? But this one is different, there's a nice (warm, fuzzy kind of nice) message that the film tries to get across and it makes me want to give up my seat to the pregnant lady / old people / handicapped people / pretty and hot girls I see.

I wouldn't want to spoil the show for you, so just go watch it! Trust me, my taste in movies very 'chun' one. This is a good movie not to be missed!

Oh, if you want another good reason why you should watch this show, look no further.



Jeon Ji Hyun has got to be the hottest asian alive! The koreans do have a reputation for being 'fake' though, I wonder if she had her face done up or not. Hmmm



I would like to think that she's a natural late bloomer la, if not I would feel rather cheated. Girls you still got chance! :O


PS :: I have yet to do the 6 weird things about myself quiz, and a first 10 random songs on your iTunes playlist quiz. Will make a mental note to do them later.

11:01 PM

Monday, October 13, 2008

I'm going to post 3 of my favorite youtube music videos now.
They are absolutely awesome and I promise you'll love them too!

Bleeding Love - Boyce Avenue


These guys are really good! Check out their other cool covers. This one is my favorite of them all. Heh


Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous


I love this acoustic version. AND NELLY FURTADO IS FRIGGING HOT!


FInally. My favorite of all. By Kevin Michael if you've ever heard of him before. He's really a very good artist! Go check him out.

Btw, the girl in the video's damn pretty! WOW! And the lyrics is really very nice. Reminds me of me and Thailand and everything else.



All I ever wanted was to love you
Girl I never meant to cause you pain
And I only have myself to blame
Now you're gone and I can't stop thinking of you
Every time I hear your name
I think of what I've done again and again


See I'm all alone tonight with just a memory
And baby you're a million miles away
I can't take another day
If I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
It just don't feel the same, no
If I ain't got you, oh
And if I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
Can't even feel the pain
No, if I ain't got you
(You, you, you, you,)

I remember when we were together
I remember how you used to say
There was nothing I could do to turn you away
I know, I know that things have changed forever
When I look into your eyes
All I see now is the tears in your eyes


I'm all alone tonight with just a memory
And baby you're a million miles away
I can't take another day
If I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
It just don't feel the same, no
If I ain't got you, oh
And if I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
Can't even feel the pain
No, if I ain't got you, you

If I could I would pick up the pieces of your broken heart
And put it back together
And I would, I would hold you in my arms until the hurting stops
And stay right here forever

All I ever wanted was to love you
Girl I never meant to cause you pain
And I only have myself to blame


If I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
It just don't feel the same, no
If I ain't got you, oh
And if I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
Can't even feel the pain (I need ya baby, want you baby)
No, if I ain't got you (I Gotta have you baby)
If I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
It just don't feel the same, no (It doesn't feel the same without you)
If I ain't got you, oh
And if I ain't got you, I ain't got anything
Can't even feel the pain
No, if I ain't got you

10:22 PM

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Hey.
This weekend has been really good.
Got a tan. NOT Jabez tan btw. LOL!
Bought some really cheap stuff. Tho when all the items add up it isn't cheap anymore.
Basically I'm really pooped out cuz of all the fun I've had the past few days.

I'm going to be in hermit mode now.
NO MONEY AH!
Spend so much already and I just got my pay 3 days ago?!
Omg. Die liao. GG!

Can see I'm really tired.
I'm just typing whatever that comes into my head.
Incoherent sentences. I'm not even like trying to be witty anymore. Haha
Better go sleep.
Good night!

9:56 PM

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Hey Serene Siau!
I'm sorry la. It was childish of me to do something like that k. Please don't be angry?
Here are some flowers and a hamster for you so cheer up k! (:




10:43 PM


Since I can't tag on his blog.
I shall do it here.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JABEZ!!!!

12:00 AM

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

You guys have got to check this video out man!
It's mind blowing! Haha.

Anyway I just about heard the lamest and thus the funniest pickup line ever!
It goes like this.

Baby, I'll go all the way with you. All the way to boon lay.

LOL!

9:28 PM

Monday, October 06, 2008

Hey!
I got a new blog skin. Looks cool huh? Yeahhh.

Anyway I just want to clarify that the 'showcase' tab was already included in the template itself. I didn't add that in just to show off what I can do, which isn't really much. <-- LOOK AT ME BEING HUMBLE!

The last time I blogged, I was on my way to Thailand. Oh how time flies. I'm back now and I can't really talk much about my trip due to sensitive military issues. (NOT! I'm just lazy to upload pics that's all) I would like to add that the girls there are pretty cute, but I'll always do a double take just to be sure if they have anything in between if you know what I mean. ;)

The food there taste pretty exotic, exotic enough to move my bowels that is. LOL! Deer meat, wild boar, pig's blood, all sorts of weird food. But the tried and tested tom yam never fails to disappoint. It's crazy spicy!!! But that's how I like it. (:

Good food, nice people, cheap stuff. I wouldn't mind living in Thailand if not for this!



I wouldn't be able to take it if all I do is question the gender of every single girl I walk pass. I'll go crazy! LOL

After coming back, it's been really weird. Like how every morning I would wake up and still think I'm in Thailand. Or how I would spout random Thai phrases to show people how half-thai I am. (Ok I just made that up)
I miss the really nice canteen lanshop auntie, the tranny working at SAI YOK SEAFOOD, the metrosexual uncle (who I bet is still a guy cuz he doesn't have enough money for a sex op) selling drinks at the drink store, the few cute girls working at the canteen who I pity alot. Imagine having to content with the lustful eyes of evil men who try to hit on them every single day.

I guess absence makes the heart grow fonder, even if they were a bunch of really 'special' people. I took pictures with a few of the more normal ones, I have it in my iPod if anyone wanna take a look. I'm lazy to upload.

Alright, enough about Thailand.




Defence of the Ancient. I bet not alot of people know what DOTA truly stand for. People have been going for hero-kills, denying creeps and what not. But the essence of the game, defending the Ancient, I'm afraid it has been lost on many people. That is why we don't get good games anymore. Sigh.

ANYWAY! I've been 'Defence Of The Ancient'ing alot ever since I came back. Not healthy I know, so I'm trying to cut down ALOT! Trust me. Don't believe ask Julian.

I've been going out quite alot nowadays. I've mostly been going out with people I haven't been in contact with for a long long time. It's thrilling to meet a long lost friend. I particularly like the part where I'll be walking to the meeting place, trying to guess how they have changed before meeting them only to find out he/she turned out like this or that. The thrill increases when the amount of time you've been apart is longer. I'm going to try to meet up with the baby next to my cot when I was in KK hospital for the very first time. So memorable. Hmmm

Ok, last item on the agenda.

I particularly not like how the army make us work like dogs and still expect so much more from us. When I first entered BMT as a nub recruit, I aim to be someone of importance and value, a chao recruit can't get you any privileges. So I got into OCS. As an Officer Cadet, I'm the official lowest life-form in the entire defence organisation. That alone can kill anyone's self-worth, but still most of us pressed on.

Now as new 2LTs, we all realised we have been duped. The rank gives us power to get things done, but not enough to make a difference. If anything goes wrong, the finger automatically points to us, the 2LTs, becauseeeee we are the smallest fry in the officer's corp! YAY!

Translate that into dota language, it means I'm a meat shield to tank all the damage for all the other heroes to KS me, and when I die EVEN after they killed all 5 heroes cuz of my valiant sacrifice, they would still call me feeder.

Yeah. Life sucks. What's new?
GG. KTHXBAI.

10:16 PM