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Monday, June 27, 2005

Man... Haha... Friday went to watch Initial D with Sam Goh and 1st John... Haha... It's a pretty cool show man... I give it 7.5/10 stars man.... Haha... But that Jay Chou ah... Haha... Cannot act one la... Lol... He spoils the show man... The car races and the cars are really cool... Haha... I especially like the FC man... Haha... Cool!

Then after that we went to Uncle Francis house for alpha weekend away... Haha... Had fellowship and fun... Listened to Uncle Mongolia share his testimony... Haha... Cool... Watched Left Behind... It's a cool show man... Haha... Then it was lights out... Marcus organised the guys rather efficiently... Haha... Then me, Uncle Francis, Ramesh, Jesse and Zechary were having our small little group of fellowship... Haha... Talked about many different interesting and funny stuff... Until 3am... Haha... Then Uncle Francis buay tahan... Haha... Ask we all to sleep... I couldn't sleep until like 3.30am ++... Haha... But I woke up at 5am... Only got 1 hour+ of sleep... Haha... Coz I heard someone went to the toilet... Haha... I got sensitive hearing in the dark la... Haha... Turned out to be Titus... Haha... Since we couldn't go sleep... We stayed up the whole way playing "Ganjin Smash"! Haha... We invented a name for that cool game Ramesh introduced us... Haha...

Then in the morning we had like prayer and all that... Auntie Mary came with Evelyn to help out... We were praying for each other... Really nice and warm feeling... Can feel the power of God flowing about... Haha... Then me and Nic tag team and pray for people... Then it's the first time I prayed for someone and he got slain... Haha... Good thing Nic was there... I was very shocked and at a loss of what to do... He went and follow-up on whatever I needed to do... Haha... Thank God for him! Haha... Prayed and prayed... Uncle Francis gave a sort of prophecy thing... He said he felt the Lord was telling him something about the fruits of the spirit... And that whichever fruit we needed, God will provide... I really felt happy when I heard that... Hehe...

After that we had lunch... Then had debriefing... Some stuff we can improve on... Some words of encouragement and praise... Then I knocked off... Haha... Buay tahan liao la... Haha... Then I woke up and learnt how to play Awesome God on the guitar... Haha... Now I'm like an Awesome God specialist! I can play It on the drums, piano and guitar! Now I need to learn the Awesome God bass... Haha... After that we went to play basketball with me, Ramesh, Jesse, Sam Goh, Shawn, Jeremy, Jon Jacob and Don... Haha... Had fun... But we lost by 1 ball... And Ramesh said we had to do 20 push-ups for every ball we lost... Haha... So me team did 20 lor... Haha...

Then we were like already so tired liao... Haha... But we still so gung-ho sia... Haha... Me, Ramesh and Sam Goh went to play LAN man!! Haha... Played Warcraft 3 and CS... Haha... I can still play CS even like after so long man... So how does it feel to be fragged by me Sam? Wahahaha... Then we hanged out at Macs... Just chilling.... Haha... And went back home quite late... Haha... So 3 days... Fri, Sat and Sun I only slept like a total of like 5 hours... Haha... Super tired la...

Well... I'll continue this on another day... Haha... I'm still very tired now... Haha... Ok... Bye guys... Good nite =)

10:20 PM

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Haiz... I think I need to stop pontanging school soon... Haha... I'm starting to pontang school again... Yesterday and today never go school...

Yesterday went to play basketball with Jonathan and Jeremy... Yeah... Jonathan Leong is back from austrialia for his holidays... Haha... And he wanted to play bball... Sam Goh of course dun wanna come... Such a slacker... Haha... We were playing bball on our own... When 3 guys wanted to play 3v3 with us... Haha... I noticed that when we were playing on our own they were looking at us... Maybe to assess our abilities... Haha... Then when they thought they could have a high chance of winning, then they wanna play with us... Haha...

Little did they know, I was just reserving my talent for later use... Bawahahaha... We played a game of 3v3, 11 ball... Then we won the first game... Then they were like quite shocked... Haha... Then they wanted to play a 2nd game... Haha... Guessed they were gonna play 'serious' this time... Haha... But they 2nd game we sort of thrashed them... Haha... When they score was like 9-3... They really buay song liao... Haha... Especially this guy in red shirt... Me and jon dun really like him... Very wad one... He very buay song liao... Then got 1 time I was holding the ball... Then he took a swipe at me... He wasn't even aiming for the ball... He just took a swipe... And his hand hit my face... And my specs flew a few meters across the court... Haha... Now my specs are like unbalanced and it's really uncomfortable to wear them... I need new specs man... Haha... Jon wasn't really happy with that guy... He's such a sore loser man... Haha... And they both almost like wanna fight... Haha... Loser man that guy...

Then today I pontang school to watch movie with Joseph, Evelyn and Elaine... Haha... We were actually going to watch Batman Begins I think? Then in the end, we ended up watching some Korean movie called 'My boyfriend is type B'... Haha... I was abit doubtful about the show coz of the title... Haha... But heck la... Watch anyway... Haha... It turned out a pretty nice show... Haha... I give it 3/5 stars! But it's really a typical melodramatic Korean show man... Haha... One moment the girl is crying her heart out... 5 minutes later she's back with the same guy that broke her heart, smiling away... Then like 10 minutes later... She's back crying... Then smiling... Then cry... Then smile... Then cry... Then cry some more... Then there's a ray of hope! True love at last! Then back to crying again... Then in the end... Of course... It's a happy ending... Haha...

Halfway thru the show Joseph needed to pee... But then after trying all the exits, he realised all of them were locked! Haha... So he had to endure a full tank of pee for like 30-40 minutes? Wah... Haha... I pity him man... Lol... So after that we went to take neoprints... Haha... And I drew my limited edition cartoon for all of them... So that after I become rich and famous they can go sell the neoprints for millions of dollars! Ahahaha... Then joseph and I went to play the Inital D in the arcade... Haha... He totally thrash me man... Not fair... He's been palying for like how long? Probably spent like thousands of dollars in this game... And me? I just started playing for the first time... Haha... But I'm like good for a beginner ok... Haha... U go ask him... Man... I'm such a genius... Haha...

Just finish watching the Superstar show... I really respect the blind dude man... He's blind but because of his immense talent... He managed to survive until the top 12 round... Wow... Really cool man... He has the voice of an angel! Really... You should go hear him... But the judges are like a little bias against him... Giving him quite low points compared to some people who can't really sing, but carry their stage presence well... Haha... Well... Nowadays you don't need to sing well to be a singer huh? Not like the old days... Lol... Now I'm talking like I'm some old bird... Haha...



8:58 PM

Sunday, June 19, 2005

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10:14 PM

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Haha... Today just had jam session in church... Haha... It was fun... But we didn't got to play the ice-breakers Evelyn and me took so long to think up of!! So bad!! Haiz... Haha...
We practiced a few songs... And my favourite is 'Soldier'! Coz it's the easiest one mah... Haha... I got problem playing the 'Can't stop praising your name' song... I can't seem to play double beat bass... Haiz... Haha... Must practice lor...
The singers were like so enthu... Even Auntie Karen was impressed... Haha... She was like 'I think your team is the best!' Haha... Maybe in enthusiam la? Haha...

Then Auntie Karen found out that it was Nic's birthday... So she sponsered us $50 for dinner... Haha... Then we decided to go to Ajisen Ramen in PS... Julian was like... "Eh! What's Naruto's favourite ramen? I also wanna eat!" Haha... He's becoming like Sam Goh man... A Narutard... Haha...
He even went all the way to call Sam Goh and ask him wad's Naruto's favourite ramen... Sorry man... I dunno every single detail of Naruto... So can't help u there... Haha... So now we all know eh? Naruto's favourite ramen is CHAR SIEW RAMEN! Hahaha...

Dinner was great and all... Then a very terrible thing happened~! I lost my wallet!!!! Oh man..... That totally sucks man... But I wasn't very sian or wad... Haha... Julian was like very puzzled... Haha... Coz when I found out I lost my wallet... I immediately went to......... the toilet to pee... Haha... He was like "Why dun u faster go back the Ajien to ask around?!"... Then I said "You still have to pee even if you lost your wallet right?" He was speechless... Haha...
We looked around everywhere... But still couldn't find it... Sad right? Haha...

So we gave up and went to Yamaha to find the rest of the people... Nic and Constance have to go off liao... So they went back first... Then the rest of us went to Yamaha to look at some pianos... Wow... The pianos now are like so high tech man... You have to see it to believe it... Haha... Then we stayed there for like an hour or so... Haha... Me and Julian were like bugging Jimmy to teach us Awesome God there and then... Haha... He must have been so paiseh... Haha... But I managed to learn 2 lines of the piano intro for Awesome God in that short span of time! Haha... I'm such a genius man! Haha...

Then Joshua was like 'Erm... I think it's time to go home dudes!' Haha... Then we went to the mrt station... I tried to buy a ticket, but the machine kept refusing to take my $10... So I was like argh!!! man! Haha... Then I gave Joshua my $10 and ask him to try it... Then he found the problem.....
The machine only handles $5 and $2!!! Haha... I was like -_-||| Haha...

Took the train wif Evelyn... Haha... Went back home... Very sian... Haha... Then my parents not home yet... Haiz... I'm mentally prepared for the nagging I'm gonna get later... Haiz................

9:24 PM

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Just came back from a class outing to Marina South! We went to eat the "Zhen Fa Huo Hai Xian" Haha... Quite nice lor... But it's macham like Seoul Garden with loads of seafood... Haha...

We were gourging ourselves silly with chicken and pork when Wenxiang and Ziqiang went to get the seafood.. Then the fun began! We had to cut the crab ourselves... Haha... Very cool... We all were like "omg... OMG! IT'S MOVING!!!!!!! Omgggggggggggg........." Haha... The people around us were like... Wth? Sua Ku is it? HAHAHAHA....
After we cut the crabs all by ourselves... We were like so proud... Haha...

After that we cooked the prawns... LIVE PRAWNS!!!! Haha... We didn't know it's live ones... Until we put them onto the hot wok... Haha... We were like... Oh... Lets put the prawn on the wok... Then we just casually took one and put it on the wok... Then it fricking jumped off the wok! It jumped so high that I thought it broke the world record for the highest prawn jump! Haha... We all jumped off our chairs to show it our appreciation for showing us that acrobatic act... Haha... We were like WHOA!!!!!!! Haha... So paiseh...

Then we ordered 2 jugs of tiger! Wah... Haha... Then we held a little competition... See who can down a cup of beer in one shot... Haha... Only 4 of us could do it... Including me! So fun... Haha...

After dinner went home and relax abit... And now I'm writing this... Haha...

Anyway... I've been finding this song for a very very very long time... The reason why I've been finding this song is I dunno the title of the song... Haha...
All I know is that it's by Zhang Xue You A.K.A Jackie Cheung for all the bananas out there... Ahem... Sam Goh... Ahem... Haha...
And that the korean version (the original version) of the song is in the soundtrack of a korean drama shown on channel 8 quite some time ago...
I've been looking for this song for like months man... Can someone please help me? Haha...

11:27 PM

Sunday, June 12, 2005

I did this quiz for fun... And I dunno abt u all... But I think it's rather accurate... Haha...



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8:31 PM


Just came back from the Mini Youth Camp and Sunday Service! So super tired! Haha...
The camp was fun man!! Lets start from the beginning...

On friday I had to rush to church from school because Joshua called my phone and sounded very kan chiong... I thought wad happen sia... Haha... Nobody know how to start up the sound system... Haha... So they had to wait for me to go before they can start... Lol... I macham like V.I.P... Haha... =P
Initially I was quite skeptical when I first saw the campers? Haha... All so bo enthu one... And so little people somemore! Haiz... Haha... But never mind la... Just said a little "make-this-camp-exciting" prayer and we'r on our way!! I was appointed the most toughest job in the camp!! I AM THE ENTHUSIASTER!! Haha... I just made up the word...
In the afternoon, we had the team building games... Winnie and Sam Goh organise one... Haha... The first 2 games were quite so-so... But the 3rd game was fun... Haha... With the materials they gave us, we were suppose to prevent an egg from cracking from a free-fall 3 storey high... Haha...

I think they gave us too much materials tho... The first 2 groups all had perfect eggs even after the fall... Haha... Then everyone was like... "I wanna see smashed egg!!" Haha... So when there was a crack in the egg for the 3rd group, we were like YAY!!!!!!! Haha...

I had to drum for all the worship sessions in the camp... Haha... Very tired and sian ah... I think we played TELL THE WORLD LIKE 100000000000000000000000000000 TIMES ALREADY MAN!!!
Josh and me were like so sick of the song man... Haha... Whenever Julian or Don hum out the intro to the song, we would like "Oh man!!! Nooooooooo....." Haha... So funny...

The scavenger hunt on sat was cool too! Grace, Ashley and me were the station master for the Istana Park station... Lol... We didn't have any major trouble... Haha... Except for Julian... He spilled water on his clue sheet and then threw it away... Haha... But that was solved very fast due to Joanne's top problem-solving skills... Lol...

Then at nite we had a sort of extended worship and altar call... Haha... Very tired already still must play... Haha... Sorry evelyn if u are reading this... I screwed up during yr turn at worship leading...

Today morning... Haha... Ate breakfast at Macs with Joseph, Julian, Titus, Elaine and Evelyn... Haha... Then Winnie and Joanne's cell came too... Coz they have cell games too... Breakfast was super fun man... Haha... We all chanted the "Superman Grace" in front of everyone... Then we took our drinks and yelled "Yum Sheng!" Haha... Made such a nuisance of ourselves... People were like staring man... Haha... So fun!
Then Julian and me tried to do the Big Mac chant challenge! We had to say "two beef patties, sercet sauce, lettuces, cheese, pickels, onions on a sesames seed bun" in less than 4 seconds and we can have a free ice-cream cone... Haha... We both of course did it! Haha... So fun... Even the manager (a female one) was like having fun with us too... Haha...
Joined them for their cell games... Played captain's ball... Haha... Was fun... But I resisted trying to run about too much... Haha... Coz Josh said 'not to exert yourself too much' Haha...
Then played drums for worship also... I screwed the Awesome God song man... I played a beat too fast... Man... Tired ah... Haha...

Well... All in all... The camp was very fun... Very exciting... Also gained alot... Haha... Get to know a few of the people there better like Julian, Evelyn and Elaine... Learnt how to play Awesome God on the piano!! Man... I'm such a genius... You go ask Serene... I learnt it in like 10 minutes man... How cool is that?! Haha...

Very long entry huh? Anyway some of these are not in chronological order, while most of them are... I just wrote them as they come to mind... Coz I'm so stoned right now... Haha...



P.S. This is the only picture I have of the madagascar outing... Haha... Will kop somemore from john later... Haha... I will of course post pics of the camp too... Haha...

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5:37 PM

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

After watching "Jue Dui Superstar" on channel U (Superstar in short... Well... Not a innovative shortform... But who cares...), I felt compelled to write this post!

OMG!!! ARE THE JUDGES DEAF OR SOMETHING?!?! Tmd... They let some guy who sounds worse than kermit the frog in just because he brought a guitar and a keyboard into the auditions?!
Ok... So on the next superstar auditions everyone please bring whatever musical instruments you can get your hands on... It's confirmed a guarantee pass! The judges will be so awed that you managed to bring so many instruments in that they won't notice that you sound like William Hung!! What lame judges man... -_-

And what's up with the other contestants man... Haha... Either they don't know how they sound like... Or they just wanna have that 1 minute worth of fame... Haha...
They do all sorts of things that are out of their limits... And it turns out really very funny... Haha... People who can't dance try to dance... People who can't rap try to rap... People who can't sing try to sing...
Well... Kudos to them for being brave enough to go there and sing their hearts out! To our amusement of course... Haha...

9:35 PM


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"We have been discriminated against for being different, but now we have come together and turned this neighborhood into a place of our own," said Yamagata, nursing his tea as he sat with a portly computer technician friend at Akihabara's Cos-Cha, one of a dozen "maid cafes" in the neighborhood. Here, the waitresses' uniforms are inspired by the French maid-meets-Pokemon outfits of adult manga. At other cafes, waitresses greet patrons at the door with a curtsy and the words "Welcome home, master."

LOL, too funny and kinda sad too, i demand all of you to read it till the end of page 2!!!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/06/AR2005060601767.html

eh, kinda lost the inspiration to write anything, so ill start on a simple topic: Penises.

Kinda interesting, did you know that if youre a hot chick and you go swimming with dolphins, they get aroused? lol serious bro, they get boners, guess we arent that far apart on the evolutionary tree. anyway the special thing about dolphin dicks is that they can actually move and articulate and their DEXTERITY is like 18+2d8. Yes, furreal bro, dolphin penises can actually grab your hand and walk you down the isle, if you ever want to get married to a fish.(no gwen jokes pls!)

I heard this funny news story, this one time a dolphin actually saved a drowning human with its trusty penis, by grabbing hold of him and swimming to safety! IM NOT EVEN KIDDING ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER!

Dude man, how cool is that, if you had a penis like that you wouldnt need an extra hand to unzip your pants!

here's another interesting fact: the blue whale has the largest penis, at 2 meters. that shit could smack you in the face and knock you unconcious so dont try anything funny with blue whales, aight?

kthxbye! Till next time!
Signing off! Ub3r h4xx0r!!

7:37 PM


I finally fixed my com after like 5 days!! Wow... Haha... I bet Sam Goh would just die if he couldn't touch his com for 5 days... Haha...

Lets see... On sat I went to watch the Singapore vs Malaysia match with Josh, Sam Chan and Kwang... Haha... Didn't know Kwang was Kwang until Josh told me... Lol... Had fun...

Then on Sunday... Wah... Saw Eugenia and Mabel... Damn red man!! Haha... I couldn't resist smacking them on the back! Ahahaha... So fun... And 1st John gave me a wristband! Wow... Thanks man!! After that we had worship practice... Had fun too... After that me, Sam Goh, Shawn and Jeremy went to play DotA in a lanshop... Haha... But very sian la... Also dunno why... Haha... Maybe too tired from sat's match...

Monday, went to school... Haha... Nothing much... Then went to play lan again with my school friends... Met Benjamin Yuen and Joseph Chang there... Haha... Man... I didn't know Joseph was Melissa's cousin until recently! You guys still remember Melissa right? Haha... Wonder where she's at now... Haha...

Tuesday, went to school again... I repeated my MEK module... So I had to sit in the year 2's class... Haha... They are such a weird bunch... There's this guy that will ask the lecturer a question every 5 minutes... Haha... At first the lecturer was like "Oh... I like this class! Ask alot of questions!!" But after 1 hour... You can see him... Like wanna beat up the curious boy's face... Haha...

And today I finally fixed my com! Yay!!
To all my loyal readers... (Don't think you never tag me or tell me you read my blog, I dunno who you are!!) Sorry for the inconveince caused! And are my post getting draggy and boring? Man... Haha...

2:57 PM

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Man... Just came back from the airport sending off sammy then uncle francis and family... Haha... So fun tho...

We were like talking about Madagascar all the way... It's really a cool and fun show!! Ahahaha... I like to move, move it! I like to move, move it!I like to move, move it! Ya like to, MOVE IT!!Ahahaha...
Then we sang the Madagascar birthday song to ethel too!! Haha...

Man... Sorry to people who haven't watched it yet... We pratically spoiled some of the parts for you... Ahahaha... Well... Who ask u never watch with us huh?! Lol...

Then it was damn cool... Dinner was Uncle Abe's treat... Since he was there sending someone else off... Such a coincedence... Haha... Then I was like puzzled... How come out of nowhere come and treat me dinner... Well... Not that I'm complaining or anything... Haha...
Then after sending everyone off... Me, john, sam, shawn, jeremy, winnie and charles went to swensens for a Super Earthquake!! Weeee.. Damn nice... Then very funny... The waitress came... Then I told her "yi ge chao ji da di zhen" in chinese... Which basically was a direct translation of "one super earthquake"... Haha... She was like stunned there for a few seconds... Lol... So funny...
After a while Winnie, charles, shawn and jeremy left... Then me and John were like "Bye bye!! Bye bye!! Eh.... Then who's gonna pay?!" Ahahaha... Clever ah they all... Run away first... Haha... But the coolest thing was when we went to pay... The cashier said someone already paid for us! I SMSed winnie... And she said she didn't pay!! Dunno if she's trying to dua me or not... Haha... But well... Thank God! Haha... =)

Ah..... So sleepy and tired... Later today still got school sia... Damn... Good nite guys!

1:09 AM