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Oh and by the way. Tonight's idol show was great!

My idol elimination prediction is.......... *Drum rolls*

Elliot Yamin!! He's my favourite to be out of there.
2 other contenders are Lisa Tucker - again, and Bucky!!

I hate bucky with a vengence. Haha. But I thought Kevin was great tonight so I shall spare him from the hand of midas. Yes. I have the midas touch. Who wanna bet with me?

I say 10 Milos for Elliot to be out! Haha. (:

Long time no post. I've been posting some copy and paste stuff. Heh.

Lets start from last week. I went to the gnk chalet all the way from wed to sat. I thought my job should be a breeze in the park. I mean how difficult is it to look after the kids right? It should be easy right? WRONG! Haha. I don't think I'm good with kids, they were like monsters man! I don't think I was like that in the past right? Huh? Went to some Missions Workshop, learnt some stuff there. Really great. Tho looking after the kids were not. Haha

Friday sgoon cell and gel-o ppl came to have bbq. Played signal, bball, and gel-o ppl planned for our next camp. Before we knew it, it was already 2am and we decided to go macs. This is where constance comes in. She just turned nuts, laughing at everything I told her. In the end I also buay ta han. Laugh with her la. Hahahaha. My pocket got no hole, your finger got no toe! Hahaha. And she also very mean la. Laugh at Uncle B's hair. Name omitted for privacy reasons. Hahaha. But I shan't say her, coz I also laugh along with her. Hahaha. =P

Sat morning came. Played signal for a while before we had to book out of camp. Haha. Book out of camp. I can see Sam goh wincing at those words right now. Hah. Some of us went to watch "Date Movie" and lemme tell you how sucky it is. I give it 0.0000000000001 out of 10 stars, it is that sucky. Man. It's suppose to be a funny show but you know what was the funniest moment in the whole show? The scary movie 4 trailer shown before the movie. Haha. It's that bad.

Then went to zec's place for Young Adults cell. Had extended worship. Nice. A sharing by zec. Nice too. Learnt some stuff there. Then ate dinner there and played Winning Eleven!! Sam and I were like hooked on to the game until like 11pm then we decided to go home. Haha.

Sunday, went to church. Had a double combo. Played drums in Main service and Youth. Haha. It was good. Didn't really felt tired, the river of God replenishes me with living water! Haha. Then went to MacRithie for sgoon cell outing. Not bad la the games, can incorporate some ideas into our next camp. Haha.

Well. That's it for last week. This whole week was just work work work. Oh yes, and monday! It was my unlucky day man. Haha. Had a wasted trip which cost me 3 hours straight of traveling time. Then had my power cut for 2 hours while playing dota coz HDB wanted to do a maintainence. Then someone played a bad joke on me while playing dota. Hah. THE SADDEST THING OF ALL! I lost all my dota matches. Man. That just takes the cake man. Hahaha.

Well. That's it for updates. Ciao~
Wth, genius my ass. I just screwed myself. Doing my best just doesn't cut it. Where's God when you need Him?


It is most dangerous now for us to linger even a day and we shall be safer even in our progress through the infidel lands than we are here. -Anonymous

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping?


Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?


Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?


Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?


Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church?


Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?


Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?


Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible?


Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?


Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Now that you've read this message, forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe(enemy). If you don't do it not only you will deprive yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need God in their life.


Is this considered forwarding the message? Posting it in blog is much more convenient la. (:


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Sam Goh just send me these photos. This just reminds me of the good ole days. (:








My heart it longs
My soul it thirsts for more
For more of You
Jesus
Please don't pass me by

American Idol's William Hung Found Dead of Heroin Overdose



Las Vegas, NV - Kitschy American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs," was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny.

Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing "William Hung: Behind the 'Music.'"Viacom immediately decided to rename the special: "William Hung: fifteen minutes till death."

Friends of Mr. Hung say he had become despondent in recent days. "I don't know, it's just so sad," said Ming Tse, one of Hung's former classmates at Stanford, "I heard him the other day on Snotbubble's Morning Madhouse; he kept trying to make William say things like 'me so horny' and 'hey sailor' while playing the sound of a bomb falling. I just know William was hurting inside when Snotbubble got him to say, 'you wanna some-e egg foo young-e.' It was so sad. I just think he was tired of the commercialization of it all."

Other friends, who had lost contact with him in recent weeks, feared he was becoming too "Hollywood." "I'm not surprised he was on heroin," said Hung's engineering cohort Melvin Samples, "I mean just two months ago we were out at our usual corner table at Smitty's, and William actually went and talked to some girls. The next thing I know he's doing shots with some hipster guys; they were calling him 'Long Duck Dong' and making him say 'au-to-mo-bile.' From what I hear, it's not a long leap from that to heroin addiction."

Stanford's hippy population immediately misconstrued the situation and adopted Hung's death as a pet cause. "He was a victim of the corporate greed-machine, just like Kurt [Cobain] and Eddie [Vedder, who is actually still alive]," said one dreadlocked mourner outside the engineering department at Stanford University, where a makeshift memorial had been set up, "he just wanted to sing, and Fox decided to turn him into this joke, man, this f***ing joke. They just ate him up and spit him out. F***ing Bill O'Reily. I think it's because he was against the war." The last comment is apparently in reference to the fact that Hung once answered "no, thank you" when asked whether he was "for or against the war in Iraq."

The Las Vegas police released part of his suicide note. It read, "I have no reason of living . . . my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to . . . I make end here . . . goodbye world of cruel."

Although Hung's immediate family disowned him seconds after his appearance on American Idol, it is believed he has an aunt in Toledo, Ohio who will take care of funeral arrangements.

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And be careful what you pray for!!






Delusional Deficiency Of Apocalyptical Realism

New Employee Rules & Regulations 2006

1. Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed accordingly to our salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

2. Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

3. Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

4. Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders Category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company mental health policy.

5. Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.



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Update! Just came back from Gel-O camp yesterday. Heh. Firstly, I'll reply to my tags here. Coz got too many to reply la. (:

matt - u siao la. Hah. Kellie Pickler is MINE! =P

justin- Liverpool is just lacking strikers lor. Other than that the squad is quite complete liao. And I got all my idol elimination predictions correct! Woots!

serene - Yeah!! Gel-O was uber fun! (:

josh - I would never want that snob to be in Liverpool. =P And yes. They need strikers like Henry.

justin- Bah.

evelyn - Hello! We not bad sia. Won quite a few rounds of signal without changing our signal! Hahaha. Gel-O was a blast (:


Ok. With all that done. Lets update. (:

Firstly, I would like to say how pro I am. I got all my Idol elimination predictions correct!! I was not really sure about Gedeon tho, but I was right on target with that one. Haha. I'm simply just a genius. (:

Okie, now onto the camp! Gel-O was simply great la. Kudos to sam leo for planning almost everything. The first night, we screened 'Left Behind 1'. I watched that show like 6 times already la! Omg. Haha.

Then we play 'The Last Night' after the show. It's about the end times la, so there were 7 station. Ramesh and I were in charge of the persecution chamber. Haha. It was super fun. We were asking questions to the team that was locked in the toilet cubicle. For every question answered wrongly, we get the splash water and pour powder in the cubicle. Haha. Serene and Sophia screamed like the loudest la. Haha. We are evil. (:

Then the next morning, we had Pastor Das? To share his message and then he prayed for everyone. He's great la. He prophesied for everyone and really he was a blessing for us. But too bad coz we all know camps, everyone would be too tired. So I guess some kids were like dozing off, trying their hardest to keep awake. Haha. Not for Sam Goh tho, he simply just knocked out, Charles and I were like laughing at him. Hah.

After that we played 'Shi Zi Lou Kou', it was uber fun la. I guess everyone had fun running about Chinatown, haha. We got 3rd out of 4 teams, not bad la. Heh. Anyway our food chain went like this.
Yu Rou Mee Fen -> Fan-tastic (The MacDonald Burger) -> Tic tac -> Tac gui (Milo) -> Gui Ji -> Chicken Ham -> Ham Ji Peng.
Haha... Weird right? =P

Then we had night worship, it was great la. Julian did some weird breakdancing. Haha. It was funny la. We just kept playing and playing and didn't know when to stop. Heh. That is until sam leo came to stop us and led us into our last game which is....

The photo race!! Sam leo took random pictures around the whole of 3rd and 4th floor and we were suppose to look for all the items. Matthias, Julian, Lionel and I formed the CELLESS CELL! Haha. And of cuz we took first place quite easily, coz we did the most forfeit to get clues to complete the race faster. Haha. It's not cheating, it's called using our brains. (: But the forfeits Ramesh gave us were torture man!! Siao one he. Hah.

Then while everyone was sleeping, some of us were playing signal! Evelyn and Sophia were my partners and we did quite well la. Our signal was totally superb, we didn't change it for a very long time and we owned quite a few rounds. Haha. Evelyn and her great signal idea. (: We played all the way till 4am then went to sleep.

Sunday morning, Matt Lio and I went to play for the Main Service Worship. I was super tired la, but thank God for refreshing me and charging me up to worship him with all my might. Haha. Then was youth worship practice. It was alright too I guess. Haha. Then we went to play lan, the whole bunch of us, 13 people. Haha. Played CS, DOTA, Serious Sam and Battlefield. Haha. It was fun. Then played MT! I so long never play sia. After Alvin left for thailand I never play liao. So when they raced I keep getting last all the time. Sian lo. Hah.

So that's it folks! Gel-O camp rock my socks! Haha.
Thanks to God! And everyone who planned and helped in this camp, and to all the campers who made this camp the fun camp that it is. (:

Predictions for tonight's result show!!

Kinnik Sky, Ayla Brown, Will Makar, and a shocker! Gedeon McKinney!!

I really like Gedeon, he's weird and all. I like weird people. Haha.
And his song yesterday was mind-blowing, but I got a feeling that he'll get voted off.

Lets see how many I get correct. Hah. (:

Idol fever!

Weird is the new cool



Taylor hicks just redefines what it means to be weird. Haha.


Taylor, you single-handedly could kill the whole music video industry. - Simon Cowell.

That was how l33t his dancing was okie? Wahaha... Look at those slick dancing moves man! How can you not love him huh? Tell me! (:
Immense talent in an eccentric body. Gotta love it.

4 points I wanna make for the 4 big EPL clubs before finally going to sleep.

- Sad sad day for Liverpool. The European Cup dream dashed.
I don't care. Break the bank, sell off the entire strike force, whatever. Just get enough money to buy a world class striker when the season ends. Please.

- If not for my secondary school friend who influenced me to support Liverpool. I think I would've been an Arsenal fan. Today's game was absolutely riveting. Heart stopping moments everywhere! Too bad the scoreline didn't reflect the quality of the match. 0-0.

- Mourinho just pisses me off. Even though he's a great manager, he just talks too much cock. There are tons of great managers out there, but one that has such a loud mouth? Only him. Only the 'special one'. Irritating. See his face only want to beat. Haha.

- Man U? Nothing to talk about. Not worth my time. Haha. Now I'm waiting for justin to come tag me talking crap about how 'superior' ManUre is. (:

Yay! Holidays!! Haha...

Was so bored at home and I tried my hand at making my own blogskin. Heh.
Last supper! (:

Now I'm gonna go dota. Ciao~ (:

Please pray for me k?! I dunno wad to study and my exams are tomolo! LOL!
Oh man... I'm like gonna fail or something. Hah.

It seems that the poly likes to leave the toughest paper for the last. Nelson's last paper was also the toughest! But his was over yesterday, while I'm still worrying about mine.

16 agonising hours left. I'll try every single means to pass man.
Study. Sleeping with my books as the pillow. Burn my books and drink the ashes. Uh...
Maybe not la. Hah (:

PLEASE PRAY K!!!!!
I'm like at my wits end now. Hah.