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I'm Joel Mo Jiaming. Born in 1986, 22nd July. Speaking about birthdays when I say 'it's alright' or 'anything's fine', don't take my word for it. What I really meant was 'get me ANYTHING nice and expensive, it's FINE if you get broke, I don't really care. Hah. Kidding duh.
Occupation? Defending Singapore from the scum of the universe. I rule the battlefield with my trusty telephone! NO COMMS NO WAR! RAHH
I believe in JESUS, the one true saviour. No witty comment needed here, cuz just mentioning his name is already oh so cool.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I'm bored. Did some quizes. I really should be studying tho. Haha

I really should go study
But I don't feel like it.
The words jumps out at me
But hits a brick wall before
Entering in my head.
I don't know what to do
but I'll just pray to God
and then try to pass it.
All glory be unto God and His mercy endures forever.
Amen.


What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is creative and expressive.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?


I think it's quite accurate leh. Heh.

You Are an Indie Rocker!

You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.
What Kind of Rocker Are You?


Yeah!! Rock on! Heh. (:

You Are 52% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?


I AM ABNORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?


@_@ Alrighttttt.......

You Should Weigh 175

If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!
How Much Do You Weigh?


175 pounds = 79.3786647 kilograms. I should be fat!!! Wahaha!! XD

11:03 PM


The Interview

1. Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.

2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.

3. You'll update your blog with the questions answered.

4. You'll include this explanation.

5. You ask other people questions when they want to be interviewed. And it just keeps going, and going, and going....

~martianunicorn asked me the following:


01 - Do you think that you are an independant person?
Sometimes! When I need money from my parents then not independant liao. =P

02 - Is there anything that you like collecting?
I used to collect Magic cards. But now no more.

03 - What is your favourite drink?
Green tea!

04 - What is the biggest paycheck you have received?
Ummm... $1500++? When I was working during my O levels break. Yeah.

05 - What is the strangest thing you ate before?
Meal worms!

11:36 AM

Monday, February 27, 2006

I've changed my layout!

Nice right? Amanda made this lo. She's so pro hor? Wahahaha.

Since she's so nice to make this layout for me, I'll put it up on my blog. Heh.

(:

4:39 PM

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Finally some rest. Haven't slept the whole day from thurs/fri.
Then took my paper on friday, not bad. Expecting to pass. (:
Then went to cell. Super tired liao, but I think i hid it quite well. Looking tired that is. Haha.

Then sat we had the RC performance thingy! I dunno la. I think the general concensus was that it wasn't really that good.

Many factors. Soundman not doing his job, he sucks. Drums were horribly tuned and can't be heard. Glitches here and there, I dunno wad problems the other musicians faced.

And my belief is that my drums are not really as good as some people think it is. I personally think I am not good technically, that's why I can't be creative. My slow hand movements restrict me from doing different, more funky patterns. Some beats I just simply can't catch coz the tempo's too fast and beat too complicated. I've many more problems, but I'm too tired to think of anymore right now. Haha.

So the bottomline is that I'm not strong in my fundamentals. I gotta go do something about it man. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT?! Someone help. Zec? Anyone.

But YA cell outing was fun! Had dinner at far east Hans. Funny la. Everyone was crapping. Sam wong and his imaginary friend 'Gibson'! Lionel and his ummm... Cannot say la. (:
Yesterday was totally fun!

Can the crash crash if you don't crash?
EE GG A! =P

Tired liao la. Write the rest tomolo.
Gotta start studying le. Haha (:

9:36 PM

Saturday, February 25, 2006


Press the play button!

DEVASTATION!
America!! This is the talent you have voted out in the FIRST ROUND of american idol?! I'm disappointed. Utterly disgusted.

Next thing you know Taylor Hicks gets booted out next. Then I'll really swear off that stupid show!

>:(

12:15 AM

Friday, February 24, 2006

Gah... Taking a rest from all that studying.

Felt the adernaline rush alright.

The intensity and desperation too.

4 and a half hours left to my paper, 2 more topics to study.

I wonder why I keep doing this, last minute mugging.

I must be addicted to it.

4:31 AM

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Taking a break from studying. Yup. Not bad already k, I studied for like 1 hour, then took a 3 hour break. Wahaha! =P

No la, I very hard working one. (:

Dota dota dota. I guess anyone that has played dota has always faced the problem of leavers.

For the ignorant ones, leavers are people who leave the game halfway. Like DUH?! Wahaha...

They leave the game for many reasons. Mainly it's because they are getting owned like nobody's business, and nobody likes being owned. So they leave the game.

Leavers destroys the game experience. Leavers = Noobs. Donnie would understand. Right? Hahaha...

Here are some of the best excuses I've ever heard for leaving a game.


my dad is having a heart attack

I think my teacher saw me....bye

My dog needs to play Sims

i gotta go feed my tamagachi or it'll die!!!1 sry gg

holy crap! i pissed on my pants!

My wife is giving birth. I'm going to be a FATHER!

Oh my god, my monitor is on fire!

Oops! Gotta go! Time for my bed time story, wouldn't want to miss any of it.

OMG MY DOG! OMG!

afk .... tornado

Aaaarrr!!! Theres a tsunami. GTG!

Oh... Oh... OOOHH!!! LAGGING!! LAAAAGGGG.. * ..... Has left the game*

G2g, our plane just crashed



Lame excuses!!
This one tops it off! I was playing dota just before the Barca Chelsea match yesterday and the game wasn't going anywhere.


ME : (Allies) Hey guys! Quick push I wanna watch Football!
ALLY1 : No shit me too!!
ALLY2 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ME : Yeah.. come on Pushhh

We all pushed like crazy but can't break in.

ME : (All) Hey guys can we just call it a draw? We wanna watch football!
ENEMY1 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ALLY1 : YEAH, it just kicked off!!!!
ENEMY2 : SHIT! OK DRAW ALL LEAVE NOW!!
ME : Enjoy the game!

Then everyone left.

HAHA! Champions League >> Dota!

Btw. Chelsea lost. Yeah!! 2-1.
Messi for teh win!! (:

4:13 PM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Foreword.
I've changed the time and date of the blogpost to coincide with my blog's 1st anniversary. Why? Coz I've totally forgotten about it that's why. Hah. If you are really curious what is the real time and date. It would be 2pm 22nd Feb.


HAPPY 1ST BLOG ANNIVERSARY~!

Feels kinda weird congratulating myself. Haha. Oh wells, better than nothing yea?
Haha. (:

My first exam paper ended on monday, 6.40pm. It went well, as expected. My friend was so confident that he'll score, he went around tell people "You know what kind of face I have? This is 84 marks face." beaming away. Haha.

It's the easiest paper of the lot, so what did you expect? Everyone's expecting to score. Lets see who gets distinction eh? Heh. I've top 3% face. Wahaha... Just joking la. (:

So as per normal, there would be the post-exams discussion. Standard operation procedure. Each of us have some sort of role in this discussion.

Someone would be the poser. He would go around saying the exam is easy pie. No kick. And blabers about throwing his textbook and burning it. While everyone knows how much he has actually perspired while doing the paper. Haha.

Another would be the SMT (Short term memory) guy. He would be one of the more clever ones, but he wouldn't entertain any post-exam discussion giving the excuse that he has forgotten everything he has done and forgetting every single formula in the textbook.

And undoubtly there will always be the kiasu kid. Asking every single person about every single question in the paper. And if their answers differ, he would always yell away and curse himself for answering the question wrongly. We avoid him at all cost.

The rest? They would discuss about the paper. If they have an answer that is different, they would go "Aiya the paper over already don't talk about it liao la!", followed by 5 minutes of slience, then continued with more discussion on the paper. Rinse and repeat.

Yes, it is hilarious seeing my classmates go around doing their talking and comparing of answers. What about me you ask? Oh... I would be the one whom everyone sets their standard on. If they can't find a common answer, they would go to me. Whatever answer I have would be the correct one. Wahaha!! Joking la... Joking! =P

Now I have to start studying on my next paper which is on friday. But why ain't I studying now?

I was studying, sitting on my chair, looking at my books. Then I decided to shift my studying corner to my bed. What a great idea right? Not only is it a comfortable place to study, it is also relatively far away from my com thus pulling me away from temptation.

I fell asleep.

Yup. A great 2 and a half hour POWER nap. Haha.. A power nap indeed. Hahaha.. Now I'm feeling the after-effects of the nap, and I don't feel like studying anymore. I'll wait till I feel like studying then I'll study. That would be when I'll be at my optimum level, where my concentration would be at it's peak and my absorbing powers maxed out.

I predict this exact moment to be on 24rd February, 3am. Just 6 hours before my paper. Whoa. The adrenaline rush of last minute mugging!! The desperation!! The intensity!! Gotta love it.

On second thought. I better go study now. Haha. (:

12:00 AM

Sunday, February 19, 2006

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
great man this is just wondeful

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
yes

-Taira Yoshiyuki- |raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
hehe... gahhhhhh....... so exciting... lol =D

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
YEA MAN

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
and it's quite cool

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
we have the same dream

-Taira Yoshiyuki- |raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
yeah man... i believe this is not coincidence... (:

-Taira Yoshiyuki- |raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
all in God's perfect timing and plan

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
yea divine appointment

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
you and me

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
at 10:34

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
ha

-Taira Yoshiyuki- |raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
haha!

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
on the 19/2/06

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
must rmb if it comes true next time

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
must tell how we started out

retarded retards. gugliemucci. says:
HA

-Taira Yoshiyuki- |raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
HAHA!




Exciting times. Exciting times. (:

10:49 PM

Friday, February 17, 2006

As requested by Justin LIMberlake

A DREAM ON THE EDGE


I've walk through all my life
Aimlessly, not knowing what to do
Frustrations caving in
Scared to keep on going on my way
I don't know when I've changed
Into this unfeeling creature
Forgetting what it's like
To dream

All these years I have been wandering around
Wondering why I keep letting myself down
I do not want to know about tomorrow
I want to dream again

-Jonius.


tbc(when i get tt feeling again)

=P

11:12 AM

Wednesday, February 15, 2006





Omg. I didn't know there were beck credit cards around!! I want one! Dang...

Here are my predictions for the final 4 for AI.
Patrick Hall, Paris Bennett, Taylor Hicks, Ace Young.

Ace Young looks and sings like Constantine sia. Haha...

And I simply love Patrick Hall's redition of 'if' by bread. Man, nice!!


If - Bread

If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you,
You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.

If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away

1:34 PM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

snOwbeLL says:
what's this about? i see this movie being nominated for alot of stuffs ..

all men were nubs once says:
It's a raw, powerful story of two young men, a Wyoming ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963 sheepherding in the harsh, high grasslands of contemporary Wyoming and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond-by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

外挂™ says:
It's a love story between 2 men la. gay show. -_-

|raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
LOL!


Lol... Sorry, that was so random. My friends and I were talking about brokeback mountain, you know? That gay show? Haha... I found this conversation sooo funny that I couldn't stop laughing! Wahaha... =P

Before I forget, Happy Valentine's Day everyone!! (:

12:44 PM

Sunday, February 12, 2006

A few things that made me happy this valentine weekend.

- Liverpool beat Wigan 0-1. Yes. But nothing to be really excited about, since it was expected anyway.

- Chelsea lost to Middlesbrough!! This is simply satisfying. Especially after all that SMSes I got from Joshua after Liverpool lost to Chelsea. I'm not so bad lo, see even tho Chelsea lost to Middlesbrough, with such a humiliating scoreline somemore, I also never SMS and suan u right? I'm very nice one lo. (:

- Nice practice and jamming yesterday, played for about 5 hours plus? But still fun nontheless. 'Not ashamed' is quite a hard song to play sia. Haha.

- I learnt how to play Phase 10 yesterday at yi sze's place. And I was joint 2nd place with zec, at phase 9. Lionel was first at phase 10, and he's a fellow first-timer too! Wahaha. We r geniuses man! And I think we all have never laughed so hard while playing phase 10 before. REVERSE PHYCOLOGY!! AHAHAHA!

- And most importantly of all!!! Our Valentine's Day Sale managed to raise S$787.00 for the church building fund!! Wow... Praise the Lord man. I think this is like 5 loafs and 2 fishes. Haha. I don't think we even made that much flowers and cookies to collect that much, the Lord multiplied man!! All proceeds are going to Project Grace! So I hope our cell group will have like our own room or something... Wahaha!! A room named after me wouldn't be such a shabby idea too. =P


Till we meet again.



9:47 PM

Saturday, February 11, 2006

What does family means?

FAMILY = Father And Mother I Love You.

Beautiful isn't it? Go watch I not stupid 2, I give it 3 out of 5 stars for myself.
And for those who absolutely love tear-jerkers, then I guess it would be a 4.5/5 stars.
Yes, tear-jerker. Better bring a box of tissue with you into the cinema. Hah.

10:35 AM

Friday, February 10, 2006

American Idol fever!! I'm a fan of Taylor Hicks, he's unique compared to the other cookie cutter type singers out there. It's funny to hear the judges snicker when they see him, then are amazed when they hear him sing.

Taylor Hicks Auditions
Taylor Hicks Hollywood Day 1

9:11 AM

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

|raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
waiting for my revenge post? (:
rise & *shinE [c'est la vie] king of majesty,i have one desire.. says:
yeah
rise & *shinE [c'est la vie] king of majesty,i have one desire.. says:
yeah baby yeah


You are just asking for it man, this is for posting THAT hideous thing on your blog!! (:

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Enjoy!! And you still gotta watch out for my shadow fingers on friday! (:


|raison d’être| -Mon cri de coeur, "tu es l'amour de ma vie Dieu". says:
friday u watch out man... the shadow fingers are gonna get u
rise & *shinE [c'est la vie] king of majesty,i have one desire.. says:
haha
rise & *shinE [c'est la vie] king of majesty,i have one desire.. says:
lol
rise & *shinE [c'est la vie] king of majesty,i have one desire.. says:
i'll hide behind a gal




With all this said and done, I still love you Justin. (:

10:44 PM


Saga!!



Usually rocks out on his bass in the back. And if

he does get in the front its very rare. Saga

is 22 and gets nervous when doing in stores.


Which member of Alice Nine are you?
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Alice Nine rocks man, Saga too. I'm glad I tio Saga. No, I did not do the quiz multiple times just to get him. Hah

4:23 PM

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Hello!! My youth cell went to Samantha's house to make flowers and cookies for Valentine's day!

We are gonna sell them, yes, sell them. Our flowers and cookies are that good, coz I made them. Wahahaha.

mabel : your head lo.

Shutup la chao ah lian. -_-

mabel : you chao ah beng. -.-

Wadever la. Anyway!! To prove thaaaaaaaat we actually made them, here are some photos!!


Look at all of us! So hardworking and all for a good cause!! Project Grace!! Woohoo?


Look at Joshua!! So hardworking!


Ashley and Samantha!! Why is sammy hiding her head anyway?! o.O


Brian trying to hide his handsome face. Lol!


Rachel and John! Busy making flowers!


Jeremy and Mabel arranging the flowers! Wait a minute they aren't from our cell!! Spies from other cells?!

Here's the finish product!!






Heffalump not included.


But this one is.

Nice right the flowers?! Haha. Wondering why I'm not in the photos? I'm the cameraman ma... Nooooo!! I wasn't slacking! Haha. =P

So remember to buy k? And here are some last words from Heffalump!!


Hello!! (: I'm trying to fly coz I think I'm dumbo. How dumb right?


However YOU are not dumb!! Buy flowers from Joel to show how much you love your love ones!! Or elseeeeeee......


I'LL KILLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU....... (:

7:12 PM

Thursday, February 02, 2006

It's american idol season folks!! And here are some clips to show why it has been my all time favorite reality tv show! (:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Yup!! I wonder why all these people would go audition in the first place, do they really think they could sing very well? Well, at least I know I can't, and I will never ever join this kind of show to embarrass myself. Haha...

And now I know why Simon Cowell will say 'Honestly? Blah blah blah' when he gave his comments.

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."
- Franklin P. Jones

Haha... He just wanna add salt to the injury by adding that magical word. That man is MEAN! But I like him. Waahaha.. (:


Alright, I'm here to publicise 2 very wonderful websites! Please go visit them ok? Haha...

The Church website and cedric's blog!!

Go and check them out k? And register for the church forum and talk away! (:

7:34 PM