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I'm Joel Mo Jiaming. Born in 1986, 22nd July. Speaking about birthdays when I say 'it's alright' or 'anything's fine', don't take my word for it. What I really meant was 'get me ANYTHING nice and expensive, it's FINE if you get broke, I don't really care. Hah. Kidding duh.
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

y0 Jo! I teh l33t hax0r h4x j00 p455\/\/0rd!! ph34r m3h!!
I'm a guest bl0gger h3r3 l3mm3 5p1c3 up th15 bl00dy bl0g w1th my l33t ub3r bl0gg1ng! W00t!


"We have been discriminated against for being different, but now we have come together and turned this neighborhood into a place of our own," said Yamagata, nursing his tea as he sat with a portly computer technician friend at Akihabara's Cos-Cha, one of a dozen "maid cafes" in the neighborhood. Here, the waitresses' uniforms are inspired by the French maid-meets-Pokemon outfits of adult manga. At other cafes, waitresses greet patrons at the door with a curtsy and the words "Welcome home, master."

LOL, too funny and kinda sad too, i demand all of you to read it till the end of page 2!!!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/06/AR2005060601767.html

eh, kinda lost the inspiration to write anything, so ill start on a simple topic: Penises.

Kinda interesting, did you know that if youre a hot chick and you go swimming with dolphins, they get aroused? lol serious bro, they get boners, guess we arent that far apart on the evolutionary tree. anyway the special thing about dolphin dicks is that they can actually move and articulate and their DEXTERITY is like 18+2d8. Yes, furreal bro, dolphin penises can actually grab your hand and walk you down the isle, if you ever want to get married to a fish.(no gwen jokes pls!)

I heard this funny news story, this one time a dolphin actually saved a drowning human with its trusty penis, by grabbing hold of him and swimming to safety! IM NOT EVEN KIDDING ABOUT THIS ONE EITHER!

Dude man, how cool is that, if you had a penis like that you wouldnt need an extra hand to unzip your pants!

here's another interesting fact: the blue whale has the largest penis, at 2 meters. that shit could smack you in the face and knock you unconcious so dont try anything funny with blue whales, aight?

kthxbye! Till next time!
Signing off! Ub3r h4xx0r!!

7:37 PM