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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Today has been rather interesting day... Interesting enough to blog about anyway... Haha..

This morning... While waiting for my lecturer to come, I saw what most people will call a jumper? Haha... A guy wanted to commit suicide by jumping from the 6TH FLOOR! I dunno about you guys... But I think commiting suicide is a really stupid thing to do... But what's even more stupid is trying to commit suicide with a method that has such a low probability of dying... I mean come on! 6th floor? I think the guy will end up paralysed or with a whole lot of broken bones than dying... Haha...

Anyway! This guy was sitting on the ledge waiting for the perfect moment to jump? I don't know what's going on in his mind... But he was just sitting there... People were gawking from below and pointing at the poor fella like it's some free show...

The police and firemen took quite some time to come... Took their own sweet time to setup the 'balloon mattress thing', to absorb the impact when he jumps... I think they must have took about 15 minutes to arrive and another 20 minutes to setup... I dunno if that's fast or not... But the guy could have jumped and climb all the way back to the 6th floor and jump again a few times, by the time they got everything done...

After that... Then they got a dude to go speak to him... Persuade him to not jump... Then my classmate (not exactly my friend) shouted out pretty loud... "Yao tiao jiu tiao la! Tuu she mo *******!" Which basically means... Wanna jump then jump, dun waste time... Everyone just stared at him, he's such an ass man... Dunno wad he's thinking... He's one of those talk big, dun dare to do guy... I bet if that guy really jumps, the jerk will pee in his pants on the spot...

So after a while, my lecturer cameand he motioned everyone to enter the class... And he was surprised that no one listened to him... Haha... He saw the dude on the 6th floor and his kaypo sensor turned on red alert! Haha... He immediately went directly below the dude to get a closer view... Not that he wanted to help or anything... Just to get a closer view... -_-

After like 10 minutes, he came back and said "Nothing to see!! Go back to class!!" Everyone was like *roll eyes*... Haha... What a lame lecturer man... Lol...

After the class was over we went back to see again... But the guy and everyone else was gone... So we guessed that the guy didn't jump in the end after all... Haha... What a cool day man... First time see a suicide attempt... No... I'm not sadistic or cold-blooded or anything... Haha... But seriously... Somewhere at the back of my head... In some tiny little corner... I was actually feeling quite dissapointed! I actually wanted him to jump... Man... What is Satan putting into my head?! I must ask for forgiveness... Haha...

8:57 PM