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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Haha... I just have to share about this wedding dinner I attended last Sunday, it's too interesting not to share! =D

Last Sunday I attended the most screwed up wedding ever! Why? Well, the guest were all most likely the greediest kiasuest bunch of Singaporeans you will ever come across! Don't believe? Well read on!

The bride and groom make their grand enterance into the ballroom and guess what some of the people were doing? Nope, not clapping and cheering for them. They were taking advantage of the situation, sneaking more food onto their plates! They can hide what they did from everyone else, but they can't escape my eagle eyes! Bwahahaha!!

Only the bride and groom's families were clapping during the cutting of the wedding cake. The clanging of spoons hitting plates overpowers the clapping of the embarassed families.

The "Yum Sheng" shout was so loud that I could hear waiteresses wishpering amongst themselves, probably gossiping about the wedding. Most of the guest seems uninterested in "Yum Sheng"ing, eyeing the food on their table. The MC had to resort to ra-raing the crowd to shout for the final "Yum Sheng" in which the guests responded quite well; I could barely hear what the waiteresses were saying, but still they were audible.

When the dessert was served, apparently everyone promptly gobbled it up and rushed home. Coz when I finished mine and turned around to see what was happening, about 6 tables were already empty.

There you have it! The most screwed up wedding I've ever been to! Well, I do play a part in it, coz I was simply not interested. I don't even know who the bride and groom are! My dad's friend's son's wedding... Haha... Can't blame me for not being interested can you? But at least I wasn't that rude. I still stood up and clap when I'm suppose to. Tho I didn't shout "Yum Sheng", coz if I did I would stand out amongst all the pretenders! Haha...

Well, I don't know how to end this post, so I'll end it now like this. Haha.. Ciao~!

8:34 PM