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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Taking a break from studying. Yup. Not bad already k, I studied for like 1 hour, then took a 3 hour break. Wahaha! =P

No la, I very hard working one. (:

Dota dota dota. I guess anyone that has played dota has always faced the problem of leavers.

For the ignorant ones, leavers are people who leave the game halfway. Like DUH?! Wahaha...

They leave the game for many reasons. Mainly it's because they are getting owned like nobody's business, and nobody likes being owned. So they leave the game.

Leavers destroys the game experience. Leavers = Noobs. Donnie would understand. Right? Hahaha...

Here are some of the best excuses I've ever heard for leaving a game.


my dad is having a heart attack

I think my teacher saw me....bye

My dog needs to play Sims

i gotta go feed my tamagachi or it'll die!!!1 sry gg

holy crap! i pissed on my pants!

My wife is giving birth. I'm going to be a FATHER!

Oh my god, my monitor is on fire!

Oops! Gotta go! Time for my bed time story, wouldn't want to miss any of it.

OMG MY DOG! OMG!

afk .... tornado

Aaaarrr!!! Theres a tsunami. GTG!

Oh... Oh... OOOHH!!! LAGGING!! LAAAAGGGG.. * ..... Has left the game*

G2g, our plane just crashed



Lame excuses!!
This one tops it off! I was playing dota just before the Barca Chelsea match yesterday and the game wasn't going anywhere.


ME : (Allies) Hey guys! Quick push I wanna watch Football!
ALLY1 : No shit me too!!
ALLY2 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ME : Yeah.. come on Pushhh

We all pushed like crazy but can't break in.

ME : (All) Hey guys can we just call it a draw? We wanna watch football!
ENEMY1 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ALLY1 : YEAH, it just kicked off!!!!
ENEMY2 : SHIT! OK DRAW ALL LEAVE NOW!!
ME : Enjoy the game!

Then everyone left.

HAHA! Champions League >> Dota!

Btw. Chelsea lost. Yeah!! 2-1.
Messi for teh win!! (:

4:13 PM