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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Hello hello!

Lemme show you how the funniest joke in the world came about!!



It's super funny!!


I realised recently got a few people started puting videos on their blogs too. Haha. Imitation is the highest form of flattery I guess. Wahaha!! But I have to keep reinventing my blog, to keep the interest there you know? Or else I'll just quit blogging. Hah.

Anyway today kicked soccer, and I scored a goal so spectacular that I think no one in the world has scored before!

You know the goal post is quite small, it's about a meter wide and half a meter tall. So I headed...... A GUY INTO THE GOAL! I scored a person! Yes. There you have it people! Spectacular indeed. Some people may say that it's just a vicious headbutt, but I say a goal is a goal. No matter that the object of the goal isn't the ball. Haha!

Nah... But in all seriousness, it was just an accident. I didn't see the guy coming and he just banged into me, I didn't even know I headbutted him until Zec told me. Haha. Now you know guys! Never mess with the Joga Master! (even though that wasn't really beautiful soccer. HA!)


Another thing I wanna share is this book I've been reading. This part really stuck me and it has been stuck in my head for quite some time.
I'll just plagiarise the whole part cuz I'm lazy to paraprhase. Haha.

'I'm not hungry.' The boy displayed blackened fingers. 'I first need to wash my hands.'
'Nonsense.' Berg wrapped half of the sandwich in paper. 'You need food for muscle growth. You must eat.'
Dutifully, Joachim took the sandwich. 'I'll eat when I'm done.'
'An interesting statement,' Berg said. 'How do you know when you're done?'
Joachim's eyes slowly moved to his father's face. 'How do you know when you're done?'
Berg stroked his chin. The lump had receded to a small, firm knot. 'I believe I am done when I have nothing more to add. The work may not be exactly what I want. But adding new material will not help. So I surrender to my imperfections, curse my inability to translate to the brush what is in my head, and say, "I quit."'
Joachim nodded.
'That is the frustrating part,' Berg added. 'To see it so clearly in my brain but lack the skills to put it down on canvas.'

I've been thinking, I've faced so many of these situations before. To see things so clearly in my head, what I want to do. Be it drawing, doing sports, playing the drums, whatever. But lack the skills to do it. So fustrating. Heh.

Any of you have this sort of experience before? I'm of course asking the obvious. But I just wanna know how you guys deal with this situation. (:


"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I'VE FAILED over and over again in my life. And that is why I SUCCEED." - Michael Jordan

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