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I'm Joel Mo Jiaming. Born in 1986, 22nd July. Speaking about birthdays when I say 'it's alright' or 'anything's fine', don't take my word for it. What I really meant was 'get me ANYTHING nice and expensive, it's FINE if you get broke, I don't really care. Hah. Kidding duh.
Occupation? Defending Singapore from the scum of the universe. I rule the battlefield with my trusty telephone! NO COMMS NO WAR! RAHH
I believe in JESUS, the one true saviour. No witty comment needed here, cuz just mentioning his name is already oh so cool.
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Monday, October 06, 2008

Hey!
I got a new blog skin. Looks cool huh? Yeahhh.

Anyway I just want to clarify that the 'showcase' tab was already included in the template itself. I didn't add that in just to show off what I can do, which isn't really much. <-- LOOK AT ME BEING HUMBLE!

The last time I blogged, I was on my way to Thailand. Oh how time flies. I'm back now and I can't really talk much about my trip due to sensitive military issues. (NOT! I'm just lazy to upload pics that's all) I would like to add that the girls there are pretty cute, but I'll always do a double take just to be sure if they have anything in between if you know what I mean. ;)

The food there taste pretty exotic, exotic enough to move my bowels that is. LOL! Deer meat, wild boar, pig's blood, all sorts of weird food. But the tried and tested tom yam never fails to disappoint. It's crazy spicy!!! But that's how I like it. (:

Good food, nice people, cheap stuff. I wouldn't mind living in Thailand if not for this!



I wouldn't be able to take it if all I do is question the gender of every single girl I walk pass. I'll go crazy! LOL

After coming back, it's been really weird. Like how every morning I would wake up and still think I'm in Thailand. Or how I would spout random Thai phrases to show people how half-thai I am. (Ok I just made that up)
I miss the really nice canteen lanshop auntie, the tranny working at SAI YOK SEAFOOD, the metrosexual uncle (who I bet is still a guy cuz he doesn't have enough money for a sex op) selling drinks at the drink store, the few cute girls working at the canteen who I pity alot. Imagine having to content with the lustful eyes of evil men who try to hit on them every single day.

I guess absence makes the heart grow fonder, even if they were a bunch of really 'special' people. I took pictures with a few of the more normal ones, I have it in my iPod if anyone wanna take a look. I'm lazy to upload.

Alright, enough about Thailand.




Defence of the Ancient. I bet not alot of people know what DOTA truly stand for. People have been going for hero-kills, denying creeps and what not. But the essence of the game, defending the Ancient, I'm afraid it has been lost on many people. That is why we don't get good games anymore. Sigh.

ANYWAY! I've been 'Defence Of The Ancient'ing alot ever since I came back. Not healthy I know, so I'm trying to cut down ALOT! Trust me. Don't believe ask Julian.

I've been going out quite alot nowadays. I've mostly been going out with people I haven't been in contact with for a long long time. It's thrilling to meet a long lost friend. I particularly like the part where I'll be walking to the meeting place, trying to guess how they have changed before meeting them only to find out he/she turned out like this or that. The thrill increases when the amount of time you've been apart is longer. I'm going to try to meet up with the baby next to my cot when I was in KK hospital for the very first time. So memorable. Hmmm

Ok, last item on the agenda.

I particularly not like how the army make us work like dogs and still expect so much more from us. When I first entered BMT as a nub recruit, I aim to be someone of importance and value, a chao recruit can't get you any privileges. So I got into OCS. As an Officer Cadet, I'm the official lowest life-form in the entire defence organisation. That alone can kill anyone's self-worth, but still most of us pressed on.

Now as new 2LTs, we all realised we have been duped. The rank gives us power to get things done, but not enough to make a difference. If anything goes wrong, the finger automatically points to us, the 2LTs, becauseeeee we are the smallest fry in the officer's corp! YAY!

Translate that into dota language, it means I'm a meat shield to tank all the damage for all the other heroes to KS me, and when I die EVEN after they killed all 5 heroes cuz of my valiant sacrifice, they would still call me feeder.

Yeah. Life sucks. What's new?
GG. KTHXBAI.

10:16 PM